And Petunia heard the LOVELY Queen say---



And just as the guillotine was about to behead poor Petunia, the gallant knight in shining armor, AKA the footless wonder, rushed in to save her.

Petunia stuck her foot out BY MISTAKE PEOPLE and the one-footed knight tripped over it and fell, knocking Petunia off the stump and his rather large head, ACCIDENTLY PEOPLE, landed right in her spot.

And that boys and girls is how Petunia won Thread War #6.