Also, once, he saw a bug high up on a wall while he was a kitten and was meowing pitifully at it, so I held him up so he could try and swat at it. BAD IDEA. 7 years later, he meows pitifully at me whenever he sees bugs in the room and expects me to cart him around, so he can reach this bug.

*i may still do that, because i find it cute*