Eating chocolate. Or chocolate type items. Ghirardelli made a special edition bag with peppermint bark, eggnog, and pumpkin spice caramel. The first two are delicious. The third is okay - thankfully the pumpkin spice isn't overwhelming. I will pawn those off on my unsuspecting youngsters who will be tickled that Mommy is parting with any of her chocolate.

They will think it's delicious and I will be free to eat the other two without comment.

I'm truly a dastardly villain.