You might not want to follow my suggestion, but here goes......

So, they don't like your fashion sense and music preference. When I was a kid, people thought I worshipped the devil because I liked Black Sabbath - c'mon, does Ozzie really act like he worships the "devil?" They also thought I was a "*****" because I liked to wear hot pants and tube tops (what can I say, I was a hottie back then and they were in style).

I suggest the next time you have to be around religious friends/family members, take yourself a bath, then show up stark naked and say "I've been "saved."