Maybe this will make you feel better about not being at the ball drop in Times Square! Well yanno how it's so jam packed with people? Of course there aren't enough restrooms, so many party goers are wearing adult diapers! At the end of the night the city trash cans in the area are overflowing with depends. Yes, thousands upon thousands of poopy pants diaper wearers. All in the name of partying in Times Square on New Year's Eve to see the ball drop.

I'm really not trying to discount your feelings. I don't go out on NYE either. I don't have any social get togethers with friends. It does stink. I just thought I could make you laugh, that's all.