Its not really relevant but this just suddenly and vividly reminded me of when I was walking my golden on the dirt roads by our house and we ended up in a 30 minute stand off with a very very angry and very fast skunk. The skunk was like " you shall not pass!!!!!!" It kept changing us. We finally got away when a car came by and scared it.
Irrelevant but it was hilarious. This tiny animal held my 75 lb dog and I hostage