I'd like to think my reality TV show would turn out something like one of those fix it up shows like American Restoration. In amongst all of the usual real-life stuff I always seem to end up fixing something that's been damaged or broken or destroyed. I mean, I've made a living out of fixing boat propellers, and I'm forever fixing stuff that's work out or broken on my car, my kids have smashed, or has just generally given up the ghost.