Wow....first off, after all of family laughed at me...I pretty much keep it to myself, so I really wouldn't know what to do in a situation that I immediately doubt that I'd ever be in, but...

First off, they think we're crazy to even be talking like that to begin with, so anything coming out of the mouth is going to be laughed at anyways, so it sounds like it doesn't matter what anyone says because anyway you look at it, it's a no win situation.

Just tell em, "well...she don't want to see you!" (Of course I like to color things up a bit)