This is the kind of thing I thought missbella was referring to. I've seen plenty of statements like this. The only one here that I regard as creepy is the change the way your brain is working one. The rest are pretty standard.

Every time I've read a statement like that, I just roll my eyes and think "therapist-speak" or "what twaddle" or "advertising psycho-jargon." I gather many people take such statements seriously, but notice the emphasis on help in most of them, or gaining personal insight (something the client determines). Except for the change the way your brain is working one I don't think any of these come close to a promise to fix someone on their own behalf.

The problem is not with what is said on the websites. It is what happens behind the office door.