The company I'm temping for is HUGE and wanted the 2 weeks notice. My new job wanted me start asap (boss is going on vacation the following week), but understood the 2 weeks notice. I came up with a please everybody solution. Start part-time. 7 to 3:30 first job, 4-9 new job. Until the 27th than I start full-time at my new job.

Just thinking about it is exhausting me. The only good thing is the paycheck for the two weeks.