I live 90 miles from Chicago and I'm going to move into Shaymus's bomb shelter if the Cubs win ANYTHING next year, much less the World Series. Not necessarily because the world's going to end -- although a Cubs World Series victory WOULD be one of the 7 signs of the impending apocalypse -- but because Cubs fans are so very annoying . Well -- at least to Brewers fans they are. And when they drive up here and overtake Miller Park for Brewers-Cubs games, they clog up every single method of getting anywhere from downtown. The best thing about Milwaukee is that there isn't Chicago traffic, except when the darn Chicagoans are here!