I read the post I sent you to my mother because I thought it was so hilarious, random, and made no sense. She told me that she talked to me around that same time and that I sounded drunk on the phone too. I just can't stop reading and then laughing about it. So, thanks for the laugh. And, btw, when I said I was sorry for you, I meant it. Everything else I wrote made sense in another dimension. Ha!