((((((((( Inky )))))))))
I'm so sorry about your jeans. I so hope you find a pair that fits you.
I'll tell you a story to maybe give you a laugh. A couple years ago I helped an elderly woman fix her fence. I got the concrete mixed, set the posts, made sure the fence was level, etc. As I finished I realized I was on the wrong side of the her 7 ft. fence. I walked a long way until I found some chain link fence and decided to jump the fence. I almost made it. My jeans were old and the top of the fence caught my bottom. It ripped one side out in the er...bottom and completely down one leg. It took me a few mins to realize why my fanny felt so cool and why some of the people around there were watching me with rather stunned looks on their faces.
Hugs,
Jan