I may have told this one before so bear with me if you've read it.

My long term T and I were talking about how as therapy winds down, you get to a place where you internalize your therapist's voice. You start to know what he or she would say and you can act on it on your own.

I expressed how I wasn't ready to leave yet. He said that "You want me inside of you."

I said without thinking, "Yes. Hope that isn't too weird or anything."

Then he realizes what he just said and deadpans…"Well, maybe just a little (weird)"