I love Freudian slips! They happen all the time. Sometimes my T makes them, and I'm the one who points it out. Then he just says something like "guess you got me." Not sure if this is OK, but once I was trying to put on a little bracelet with dolphins in a yin yang. I was trying to cover up an old scar (old history). Anyway, I fumbled cuz it was braided and hard to do with one hand so he offered to help, saying, "I'd love to tie you up."

I just looked at him like... what...and he turned bright red, tried to reword it, making it worse.