-I'm BP 2.
-My knees hurt.
-I'm allergic to dust and ragweed.
-My cholesterol is through the roof.
-I have 20/200 vision.
-I'm addicted to "Cops".
-My elbows hurt.
-My car door is broken.
-My dog is deaf.
-I need more money.
-I stub my toe every day.
-I have wood boring bugs in my yard.
-I'm losing my hair.
-I eat too many potato chips.

And I take 13 pills a day for this stuff..........where's the relief?