Let's see here ...

-I have Major Depressive Disorder, or Chronic Major Depression as it's being called now
-I'm 50 lbs overweight
-I have a bum hip from tearing it loose playing basketball
-I have a genetically bad back making me slip disks like drag racers slip clutches
-I'm not paid what I'm worth
-I'm a nerd. Not the sexy, but just wearing glasses type. The knows-all-Godzilla-monsters and played Dungeons and Dragon type of nerd.

But honestly, I wouldn't say any of those are really something "wrong" with me. They just build character.