I've never done this before- but this year to prove 'Im' on board, I bought the little ones lots of cake, let the housewife do lots of cleaning, bought the lads beer, bought the ladies wine, bought the one that likes baths extra special bubble bath for this evening (with glitter in it, which is important, but I don't know why!) and I bought everyone (but especially the girl in the woods) a big bunch of woodland flowers. I think everyone likes a veggie roast dinner so thats for this evening.

I have no idea if Im perpetuating madness by doing this stuff, but so far I think its gone down quite well.