Haha this thread is hilarious. Omg the pee dribble, I think I wouldn't be able to go back!

My T never malfunctions, she's very well presented. Once she had her glasses on her head and she was looking for them on the chair, the floor, in her handbag...I could have been nice and told her

Old CBT T once sort of tipped back in his chair a bit, then when the chair went down again the leg went into his shoe. He looked a bit of a muppet trying to sort that one out...