My freshmen year, my roommate used to get SOOOO drunk...then stumble back and flop onto her bed. She'd moan at me, "take my contacts out!!". Umm...yuck!!!!? I wasn't even a glasses wearer back then. Ucky! Somehow, I became the bad guy cuz I wouldn't take her contact out. Ummm...?

Sure, I'll stick your entire head under running water if that helps! Back home we call that a "swirly"!

Funny thing is, the next year I moved out and she became an RA!!! Wowsa! Talk about a good influence on developing teens!

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