Ok ok don't twist my arm, I have another one, hahahaha... I might have told this one before but I'm telling it again because it's priceless.

There was one pdoc I had in NY who I had longer than any other pdoc. I hated him very much but I didn't feel like looking for anyone else.

So I ended up having an appointment on Halloween. I'm sitting in the waiting room and he comes out to get me... and he's wearing that hat that The Cat in the Hat wears.... the really tall, striped one. I, of course, refuse to give him the satisfaction of acknowledging the hat. So we proceed into the session, the entire time, him wearing a three-foot tall hat. It was never mentioned.