Hey Keegan. You always have great posts. Now we need to focus on you.
Crap on the dummy who ratted you out on casual Friday's.

I'm glad you have a job. You are way ahead of the 8 ball.

Find something to distract you from ruminating. TV. Movie. Outdoors. Trip to a Zoo.
Interrupt. That's the trick.

You are in baby stages of mania. Keep it there so you don't buy 200 Barbie dolls and sleep with the gardener. Ha ha.