Hi Cash,

I really can't lie. I've been in trouble for not telling easy lies.
Now the stories I invent are Hollywood caliber.
I think they add color to my personality, and justify some of my madness.

I did come clean to the only true friend I have now.
Because my lies involved me getting pension money when I wasn't and he was
in need of money. I told him about this and everything else.
He's still my friend.