Yeah she is, isn't she?

FWIW, I met a girl once and oh my...

But then she disappeared. I waited because she had my heart. Then I found her seven months later, on the evening news. She killed someone. Turns out she was kidnapped (she was fifteen years old) that's why she disappeared, transported across state lines and sold into a human trafficking network. Seven months in, she found an opportunity to escape and in doing so, killed someone. That someone turned out to be innocent. She was sentenced to life without the possibility of parole.

I stayed. You can imagine the judging can't you? I am staying with a girl who is a murderer and never, ever getting out of prison? Was I crazy? Stupid? Well, four years later we got that sentence overturned to life WITH the possibility of parole and after twenty-four years she came home to me.

Most of the people judging are divorced now. We're still happily married.