Several years ago I was in a bad horse riding accident the resulted in snapping my collarbone into 4 pieces, breaking ribs 1-8 on the left, puncturing a lung and trying to bleed out into my chest cavity.
I earned myself surgery, a week long hospital stay AND a morphine pump.
Til the morphine pump I never understood daytime TV. On the morphine pump daytime TV was AWESOME!!!! It still disappoints me that no TV will ever be half as good as morphine pump TV...