What are some of the worst/annoying/funny things you've heard about BP that were plain wrong? It could be something you found on the internet, or something somebody has told you.

For example,

• "Bipolar people are easy. If you don't like their current mood, just wait a few minutes. It will change."
• I also hear this a lot: http://img.memecdn.com/bipolar-fb-girl_o_406237.jpg
• "The weather is so bipolar!"