LOL. Men have been asking that question from time immemorial. Ask yourself this: Are women generally crass and lacking in manners? Do they look for a man who has manners and treats them with respect? Once you answer these questions you will know why women don't cotton to the occasional fart joke. Of course we all know women don't like 'The Three Stooges', for the same reasons.

As for me...when in the AF a roommate blasted the longest fart I had ever heard, five minutes. Now that my friend was hilarious!