My child was so sick last night it actually scared me. Moms have to act fearless and like everything is going to be fine, but inside I was quaking and wondering why they left me in charge?! She's okay now, off to school fever-free and the faucets all dried up, thanks to some children's pepto and judicious use of Gatorade. I thought she might need IV fluids but I was wrong. I really don't mind being wrong about those kinds of things.

Happy Friday couch.