I remember reading in some book, about a dozen years ago, that 97 percent of all families are dysfunctional.

If 97 percent are "dysfunctional," doesn't that mean that:
dysfunctional = normal

and it is the other 3 percent that are weird?

So, what the heck is a "sickie" and a "wellie" anyway -- and who is pronouncing judgment? Another sickie?