Ya'll aren't going to believe this, but this is one of "my" songs. It appeals to my narsicistic side. I'm not going to post the whole thing because it's too long, but here's two verses.

Yellow Rose of Texas (that's me, of course!)

There's a yellow rose in Texas, that I am going to see,
Nobody else could miss her, not half as much as me.
She cried so when I left her, it like to broke my heart,
And if I ever find her, we nevermore will part.

She's the sweetest little rosebud that Texas ever knew,
Her eyes are bright as diamonds, they sparkle like the dew;
You may talk about your Clementine, and sing of Rosalee,
But the yellow rose of Texas is the only girl for me.

YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Git along little dowgies!