Oh yeah? I can top that!

I was born in Kansas, I was bred in Kansas
And when I am married, I'll be
Wed in Kansas
To my true blue gal, and I can't hardly wait
She's my sunflower, from the Sunflower State
She's my sunflower, she's my one flower, she's the flower of my heart
She's my sunflower, she's my one flower, and we'll never, ever part.

<taking a bow> Thank you, thank you very much. I learned that in first grade for Kansas Day.