I have not had any luck. I have had three therapists. One told me I would probably never be able to have a functioning and fulfilling relationship and should learn to be okay with being alone. The second thought I was just paranoid and refused to believe I have had the relationship troubles I've had. The third was a religious zealot disguised as a therapist.

I have decided that if I'm going to pay someone $100+ an hour to listen to my problems, strippers at least also pretend to like me.