I cry, I need to be held, I don't like anger, I don't like aggression and I don't like violence, I'd sooner spend an evening cuddled up with my woman (if I had one that is) on the sofa watching TV than sitting down the pub swigging beer, I'd sooner walk through the woods hand in hand with my woman (again, if I had one) than watch some boring football match.

I don't know what era of 'man' I am supposed to represent because I don't want to represent any era of man, I just want to be allowed to be me and for some one to find me adorable, yeah, okay so that last bit aint gonna happen, now if you'll excuse me I'm going to wander off to the corner to have a little cry.