Wanting to warm up?

I've done stupid things, and the usuals like ripping down mountain passes, driving too fast in general, partying, etc.. Other activities that could've proven problematic, but never been arrested. (Though I did get a little ride in the backseat of a cop car after having driven down an off ramp on I-80. With a UHaul, at night. Then abandoned it, completely hysterical. I'd gone very badly mixed. That one had me kind of scared. More that they'd think I was on something, as I was well and truly losing my ****. TG they were totally cool.)

But basically, I tend to keep to the right side of things. I have a terrible fear of getting in trouble (like obsessive anxiety over very unlikely scenarios, toss in some paranoia kind of thing...). 3 parking tickets in 37 years and no moving violations tickets. (Not that I didn't get damn lucky one time in particular and that's all I'm saying about that paranoia-fest inducer. It wasn't anything major, btw.)

Edited to add... Yeah, escapeartist! Monkey bars? But of course!