The front side of my t eggshell would be perfectly smooth, colorful, and simply beautiful. The back side of her eggshell would be colorful and beautiful still, but, definitely cracked all to hell. As for the egg itself, it's halfway boiled to perfection and halfway scrambled. She's a really "good egg" but she isn't quite right in the head!

Thanks for the fun thread, Monalisasmile!