H and I went on a junk food junket. We both decided we HAD to have cake. Went to the closest grocery store (more than 20 minutes away) and bought ice cream, cake, twinkies, cookies and ice cream cones. As we were heading to the check out, I said the clerks were going to think we were high and started giggling. H starts doing this silly, fake giggle and goes, why would they think that? And then we were both giggling like loons. When we got up to the checkout, H says, "act innocent." That made me laugh more. The clerk was looking at us funny so I informed him we were not high. H says, "way to play it innocent." My stomach hurts from laughing.