I'm a proud vandal of 33 years. Greatest achievement was making our local paper and then the televised news in SLC, which landed me first vandalism charge + disorderly conduct. 3 speeding, 64 in a 55, 90 in a 55 +reckless driving and 72 in a 55 +no seatbelt. Shoplifting, assault, and the worst.....(drum roll please) Drunk in Public +Fleeing and Alluding+Assault on a police officer