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Old Mar 28, 2016, 05:05 PM
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Here is just a few
1) kicked someone's car door in (a big dent) - did not get caught
2) threw a can of white paint on a black car - got caught, owner did not press charges
3) drove 140 in a 100 zone - cop told me to slow down
4) got out of my car and told the people in front of me (two kids) that I was going to kill them and which m...f.. wants to die first, kicked in various parts of the car - did not get caught
5) went on a car breaking in spree, not stealing anything but moving everything (mirrors, sunglasses etc) around inside...somehow I found this hilarious - not caught
there is more, but I will stop here
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