I just spent a long, frustrating time trying to fix my Facebook page. It made me a little manic.

Then I responded to an invite to my friend's brother's birthday party on there. He is gay and throws these huge, wild, nightclub birthday bashes, so he's not shy.

But, when I posted on the event wall, I went to put an emogee, and found one that said I was attending the queen's birthday, and I posted it. I hope he thinks it was funny and not too obnoxious.