I call my suburban town Homedepotville. In So FL they say you have to go north to go south. And they say all the people who live in So. FL have been thrown out of somewhere else! Don't under estimate sleepy towns, though, they have Eyes Wide Shut parties in their houses ;-)

Hilarious post, pirlin!

And speaking of Eyes Wide Shut, just a funny aside... I recently remembered that I saw that movie when it came out in a theater in Palm Beach together with Donald Trump. He was there with Marla Maples and his posse.