Eight. One to drop the first lightbulb because his/her hands are shaking so badly from the Depakote. The second to wait for the Social Security check to get the money to pay for the lighbulb that the first one broke. The third to go to the hardware store to buy another lightbulb and forget what they went there for because of the Lithium and then remember and turn around to go back, only to forget the lightbulb wattage and have to call the first to ask. The fourth to come out of a depression into a total mania on Celex and max out their credit cards on new fixtures and 1000 lightbulbs. The fifth to take the fourth to the hospital. The sixth, the suicidally depressed one, who doesn’t believe that there is a point to screwing in a lightbulb because all of life is darkness. And the seventh to take the sixth to the hospital. Finally, the eigth comes along pre-diagnosis, screws in the lightbulb with no problem and then goes to the psychiatrist and gets SCREWED UP!



I found this joke online, and I think it's hilarious!

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