Shopping on weekends is the PITS. So many people, stores are a mess, so noisy, so little room to maneuver around.

A woman in one store where I was shopping was walking around holding a wind chime. Just letting it jingle-jangle-chime the entire frigging time. For,like, at least TWENTY MINUTES. She never.stopped.walking. (consequently the chimes never.stopped.chiming). Who does that?? (I have misophonia.) I'm so proud I'm sitting here typing rather than waiting to be arraigned or post bail but holy hell.