I have a communicable disease on my farm. Two of my cats have been cultured with Diptheria. These are the first known cats to ever have that bacteria. The CDC is most unhappy and have been here one afternoon and may return.

Diptheria is often found in Russia in humans (where their poverty prevents vaccination) but since the year 2000 only 6 cases were found in humans in the USA. Also some horses in Europe have been found carrying the bacteria. But my cats are the very first evah. I feel so special.

How's that for off-topic?