A blonde came home from work and discovered that her house had been trashed and several of her prized possessions were gone. She was utterly crushed. She called the police, weeping, and told them she had been robbed. Still crying, she went out and sat on her front steps to wait for the cops. A squad car pulled up and an officer got out with a german shepherd on a leash. The blonde stared and then exclaimed, "my God, my house was broken into, everything was taken and the cops send a blind cop".