Politically Correct Version for DocJohn

There was a psychologist driving down the highway, she looked over and in the middle of a corn field is another psychologist in a boat rowing. This makes the psychologist driving the car really angry at the stupidity. So she gets out and starts yelling, "You dumb girl! It's idiots like you that give psychologists like me a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your @$$!"

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