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Old Apr 12, 2016, 08:58 AM
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I'm into flagellation, you know.

a) Come to North Florida and get a good bullwhip from a cracker.
b) Buy a three step ladder and stand in the top step.
c) Bare your torso and get it wet. Gasoline works.
d) Whip yourself silly until you develop desire.
e) Wipe your tears of joy, because the whipping has stopped.

I always got to work happy after I finish.
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Thanks for this!
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