I can't really wear skinny jeans as my calves and ankles are thick, and if I find a size of jean that fits them, then it's too big in the thigh and hip area and I get a bad case of saggy butt and require a belt to keep the sag to a minimum. I have a pair of stretchy skinny leg jeans that I absolutely love, but for some reason, my big fat gut always causes the fly in them to unzip and I wind up with it down and not even realizing that it happened. So I walk around public with my fly down and my panties in plain site and am none the wiser.
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[UPDATED: 4/30/2017]
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