I was rejected as a Jew by a group of Israelis that I met while living in Japan; they told me that although I had a Jewish father and family name, I was not a "real" Jew under halachic law because my mother was not Jewish. I suggested that a more inclusive ideology would be appropriate for a few million Israelis surrounded by a billion hostile Muslims and they assured me that they didn't need my help. I retaliated via biowarfare by passing one of them an especially virulent strain of HPV from my mother's side.