I am 21 years old and, to add to the subject of writing, when I was in middle school I had a rather creative "keep out" sign upon my door which read: Do not enter. May One thousand monkeys fall from the sky and eat your brains if you do" or something to that effect. My father did not find it amusing, as he was thoroughly convinced I really would summon demon-monkeys I'm sure, and so commanded I take it down. I did, then simply rewrote it in hiragana and placed it upon the door again.