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You are in luck!!!. This fresh from the news.
The federal government has allocated 10 mill to TSA to train their sharpest agents in a program called LI-TIFY.
It consists of 4 2hr classes a day for a year, to identify pills.
The agents will open the big containers and sort the pills out by color first. Then by size.
And the best part, by licking!. Hence the LI-TIFY or lick identification program acronym.
Just try not to carry Valerian root. The SNI-TIFY program has not been approved yet.
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